I came across this joke in MetroDad Blog …don’t think it’s his original composition, but it’s funny..
Here it goes;
PARENTING JOKE OF THE DAY
A woman gets on a bus holding a baby.
The bus driver says: "Holy shit. That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!"
In a huff, the woman slams her fare into the box and takes a seat near the rear of the bus.
The man seated next to her senses that she is agitated and asks her what’s wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me," she fumes.
The man sympathizes and says: "Why, he’s a public servant and shouldn’t say things to insult passengers."
"You’re right," she says, "I think I’ll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."
"That’s a great idea," the man says. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
Haha!! I laugh so hard that i almost poop in my pants.
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