Read this online the other day… if i have a daughter like that..
dunno wanna laugh or cry..
A father passing by his teenage daughter’s bedroom was astonished to see
the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an
envelope propped up prominently on the center of the pillow. It was
addressed “Dad”. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and
read the letter with trembling hands:-
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you, but I’m leaving
home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid
a scene with Mom and you. I’ve been finding real passion with Randy and
he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you’ll like him too - even
with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it’s not only
the passion Dad, I’m pregnant and Randy said that he wants me to have
the kid and that we can be very happy together.
Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn’t so old these
days is it?), and has no money, really these things shouldn’t stand in
the way of our relationship, don’t you agree? Randy has a great CD
collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and
has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It’s true he has other
girlfriends as well but I know he’ll be faithful to me in his own way. He
wants to have many more children with me and that’s now one of my dreams
too.Randy taught me that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone and he’ll be
growing it for us and we’ll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine
and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a
cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don’t worry
Dad, I’m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday
I’m sure we’ll be back to visit so you can get to know your
grandchildren.
Your loving daughter,
Rosie.
At the bottom of the page were the letters “PTO”. Hands still trembling,
her father turned the sheet, and read:
PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at the neighbor’s house. I
just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my
report card that’s in my desk center drawer. Please sign it and call
when it is safe for me to come home. I love you daddy…
OMG!! ROTFLOL!!!
